i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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