sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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