Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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