Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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