Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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