im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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