Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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