so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
3pm strippers are depressing
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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