I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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