were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
