It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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