I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
