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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
So here I am, sexting at work.
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