Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Randomize
