My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
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Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Drunk is not a location!
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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