i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
