This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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