plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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