normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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