you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
My vagina just recognized that song.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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