she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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