all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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