I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I wear drunk well.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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