I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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