If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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