32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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