I'm gonna have a badass scar
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
My vagina is officially offended.
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