just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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