he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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