The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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