So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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