I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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birth control should be required to get into college
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
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You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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