porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
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