Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Randomize
