where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I just gargled with NyQuil
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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