She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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