How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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