he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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