Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
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He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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