ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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