It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
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Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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