Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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