Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize
