I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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