Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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