I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
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Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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