Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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