I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We left the knife in your bed.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
