just come out here and I will go home with you...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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