I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.