i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Randomize