do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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