yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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