I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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