I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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